Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Randomize
