If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
worst night to have a conscience
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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