I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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