real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
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