At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
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He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
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i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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