I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Randomize
