Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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