and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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