Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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