So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
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Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
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I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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