He asked to "fluff my boner.."
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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