i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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