we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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