i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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