on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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