Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
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Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Your cock deserves a montage
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Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
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