no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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