I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
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just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
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I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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