He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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