i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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