You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
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I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
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My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize