You made me cry and you don't even care
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
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