I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Randomize