Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
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Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
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The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
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