I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
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Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
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If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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