My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
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Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
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You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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