at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
He did a backflip because drugs
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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