my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
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made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
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I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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