He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
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Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
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Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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