We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
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Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
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So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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