woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
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I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
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Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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