ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
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How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
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I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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