do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
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You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
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She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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