I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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