Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
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I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
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It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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