Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
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Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
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They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
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