Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
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she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
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You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
You don't make any sense
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