bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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