Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
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He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
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Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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