i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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