Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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