I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I just googled if crying burns calories
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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