I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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