I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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