Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
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I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
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sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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