She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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