good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
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