Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
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