For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
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