therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
FUCK WHALES
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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